The Spy

The serious library thieves rip the RFID tags out of books.  That way, the books don't beep as they're being smuggled out the door.  When I find the tags lying around, I scan them in as lost. They usually turn out to be comic books or maybe erotica.  Today? 

A Clive Cussler book in Large Print.

GRAMPY'S GOT STICKY FINGERS!!